Make mine troll sized!
Make mine troll sized!

Actually, they -do- make vehicles large enough to seat trolls, but Twitch is just to cheap to buy one. (“But they cost 1.5 times as much!”) I imagine they had this same argument many times before she finally gave in and cut a ‘sunroof’ for him.

You can always spot the Runners with a troll on the team, because they’re the ones cruising around with a GIANT vehicle.

News: Posted March 17th, 2008 by Alina

^ 4 Comments to “Make mine troll sized!”

  1. Paladin3001 Says:

    Giant vehicles for trolls. Nice. Wait, what if someone is driving a crewcab pickup truck. Just get the troll to lay in the back, problem solved.

    Posted March 17th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
  2. Hummers. It’s all about the troll-sized Hummers. Those seemingly mystical machines are able to turn a four lane highway into a one way street.

    Posted March 17th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
  3. DTFarstar Says:

    I’ve always been a big fan of the mental image of a troll driving a normal crotch rocket motorcycle. That has got to be like pocket bike racing for trolls.


    Posted March 17th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
  4. Dinoz Says:

    akk this shadowrun storyline is driving me nuts :p the geek in me wants to play bad , but the gaming group i was in broke up and now i live in a new little red neck town 😛

    Posted March 18th, 2008 at 12:07 am