Goth fungus!
Goth fungus!

Hey, it’s Victor again! He seems to have a knack for getting cute girls to shout his name and then run up and hug him. It must be some sort of goth superpower, because I’ve seen the same thing happen to other tall, lanky goth boys at many a goth bar.

However, the sun is clearly goth kryptonite. (Some would argue it is geek kryptonite as well, except I happen to know a few sun-loving geeks. I am one myself, even if the sun does not love me back.) Luckily, Victor was smart enough to bring his Parasol of Eternal Gloom to protect him.

News: Posted May 23rd, 2008 by Alina