Cyberpunk Octopus says… Are you coming to VanCAF?? It is awesome! (Actually, he doesn’t say anything. Cephalopods don’t have larynxes. But he’s thinking it really hard.)

Someone asked me, “What would happen, realistically, if Abbie met Batman?” “Realistically?” I asked. “Yes, realistically.” They said. For those who were wondering, *this* is what that scenario would look like. Realistically, this is what it would look like if ANY of us met Batman.