News: Posted March 17th, 2017 by Alina

^ 11 Comments to “Fungus”

  1. N0083rP00F Says:

    “one man’s waste is another man’s treasure” but replace man with orc and myconoid respectively

    Posted March 17th, 2017 at 10:39 am
  2. Alkuna Says:

    Their horror, and the decidedly cheerful expressions on the background Myconids, made me darn near shriek with laughter. XD

    Posted March 17th, 2017 at 11:36 am
  3. Drraagh Says:

    Waste not, want not. And hey, not like the adventurers were going to use it.

    Posted March 17th, 2017 at 12:55 pm
  4. Susie Schroeder Says:

    Sign in our hospital OR: “I think I must be a mushroom, because everybody keeps me in the dark and feeds me bull***t.”

    Posted March 17th, 2017 at 6:33 pm
  5. Aita Says:

    The smiles absolutely sell that last panel.

    I once had a player mage who stored and fought with shit, and has an obsession with monkeys… I really, *really* wish I had thought of this to throw at him those years ago.

    “Psychotic shit-mage pissed at fungus stealing his poop” is exactly the kind of game those saps would’ve loved.

    Posted March 17th, 2017 at 6:34 pm
  6. soilent Says:

    Honestly, at our school, next to an agricultural field, you had piles of rabbit or hare shit every few meters (and kids were supposed to play here!) that’d grow white fuzz after a while…

    Not much surprise to me here.

    Posted March 17th, 2017 at 9:16 pm
  7. Reese Says:

    That reminds me of a thing from an old sci-fi book called “Copernik’s Rebellion” in which a scientist bio-engineers a tree house(amongst other things) that’s essentially a tree that grows rooms and furniture like beds and chairs and, most importantly the toilet, which basically is a means for the tree to absorb the waste of the house’s occupants as fertilizer.

    Of course, that ends badly when the test residents of the first one refuse to use the toilet because it’s gross, so the tree re-grows it in a new location- as part of the bed, and digests them.

    Maybe the rest of the party should re-think their position on that idea…

    Posted March 18th, 2017 at 12:40 am
  8. LogicMouse Says:

    See, you already gave them a gift; novel poo!

    Posted March 18th, 2017 at 4:18 pm
  9. ozzi Says:

    Those poor guys. I hope that dwarven vindaloo is not psychedelic to myconids…….

    Posted March 19th, 2017 at 12:35 am
  10. Yakumo Says:

    So the barbarian, without any deep thought, puzzled out the right gift to give where Sarah could not. Natch.

    Posted March 19th, 2017 at 3:01 am
  11. Sigurther Says:

    Among us!

    Posted March 19th, 2017 at 9:39 am