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Girls with Slingshots
Sam and Fuzzy
Order of the Stick
“one man’s waste is another man’s treasure” but replace man with orc and myconoid respectively
Their horror, and the decidedly cheerful expressions on the background Myconids, made me darn near shriek with laughter. XD
Waste not, want not. And hey, not like the adventurers were going to use it.
Sign in our hospital OR: “I think I must be a mushroom, because everybody keeps me in the dark and feeds me bull***t.”
The smiles absolutely sell that last panel.
I once had a player mage who stored and fought with shit, and has an obsession with monkeys… I really, *really* wish I had thought of this to throw at him those years ago.
“Psychotic shit-mage pissed at fungus stealing his poop” is exactly the kind of game those saps would’ve loved.
Honestly, at our school, next to an agricultural field, you had piles of rabbit or hare shit every few meters (and kids were supposed to play here!) that’d grow white fuzz after a while…
Not much surprise to me here.
That reminds me of a thing from an old sci-fi book called “Copernik’s Rebellion” in which a scientist bio-engineers a tree house(amongst other things) that’s essentially a tree that grows rooms and furniture like beds and chairs and, most importantly the toilet, which basically is a means for the tree to absorb the waste of the house’s occupants as fertilizer.
Of course, that ends badly when the test residents of the first one refuse to use the toilet because it’s gross, so the tree re-grows it in a new location- as part of the bed, and digests them.
Maybe the rest of the party should re-think their position on that idea…
See, you already gave them a gift; novel poo!
Those poor guys. I hope that dwarven vindaloo is not psychedelic to myconids…….
So the barbarian, without any deep thought, puzzled out the right gift to give where Sarah could not. Natch.
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