World of Dorkness!!
World of Dorkness!!

You know what REALLY SUCKS???

VAMPIRE PUNS!!!!

News: Posted April 10th, 2017 by Alina

^ 14 Comments to “World of Dorkness!!”

  1. Chaucer59 Says:

    If you want to achieve maximum suckage, you need to do Twilight vampire puns: suck cubed.

    Posted April 10th, 2017 at 7:44 am
  2. Fieger Says:

    But their art always comes to nothing. They draw in vein.

    Posted April 10th, 2017 at 8:44 am
  3. Frank Says:

    Everyone get your “ba-dum-tss” ready…

    The Pun Week has officially started!

    This is gonna be pun…

    xD

    Posted April 10th, 2017 at 8:47 am
  4. One thing I will definitely NOT have for all these glorious vampire puns: Biting criticism.

    Posted April 10th, 2017 at 11:24 am
  5. Justin Says:

    Just don’t hold up a mirror to them.

    Posted April 10th, 2017 at 12:17 pm
  6. IceMateria Says:

    They’re artist because they moonlit as them before the embrace. Goodness knows they can’t keep their day jobs

    Posted April 10th, 2017 at 1:44 pm
  7. Uberfeep Says:

    Well, vampires have never been ones for undue reflection …

    Posted April 10th, 2017 at 2:03 pm
  8. Mturtle7 Says:

    I’m on Sarah’s side here. “Really? REALLY? THIS is what we’re doing now? WHYYYYYYYY?!?!”

    Posted April 10th, 2017 at 3:55 pm
  9. Yakumo Says:

    That is one of the lamest, not a groaner, just lame. Since all clans, “draw blood”.

    Posted April 10th, 2017 at 6:56 pm
  10. Dancergirl Says:

    Womp womp womp. Here we go.

    Posted April 10th, 2017 at 8:21 pm
  11. There are very few vampire painters who paint landscapes. Drawing blood is more suited to a portrait.

    Toreador paintings tend to come off somewhat flat due to missing a certain magic that the Tremere have. Nonetheless, I wish them every suckcess.

    Posted April 10th, 2017 at 10:14 pm
  12. Kraus Says:

    Can’t wait for the official WoD super event in Berlin by the way! VtES European championships and tons of panels and larp. Anyone else going?

    Posted April 11th, 2017 at 12:36 am
  13. JefLebowski Says:

    …’Fangs for reading’s?
    Geddit, because I am a vampire!

    The My Immortal flashbacks are strong with this one.

    Posted April 11th, 2017 at 11:35 am
  14. M.V. Says:

    Just why?

    Posted April 13th, 2017 at 4:08 am