Close encounters of the chore kind
Close encounters of the chore kind

18-20 – Take out the trash
13-17 – Laundry
6-12 – Load the dishwasher
2-5 – Mop the floor

Crit fail – Gotta scrub them toilets

News: Posted March 21st, 2018 by Alina

^ 28 Comments to “Close encounters of the chore kind”

  1. Stare Says:

    I LOVE IT! I might actually use something like this to get stuff done with my new house… Or hubby and I can roll off on chore division weekly/monthly. Until the minions, er, CHILDREN are old enough to take on more. 😛

    Posted March 21st, 2018 at 3:02 am
  2. Sirith Says:

    Hell, Random Chore Encounters Table makes sense. While many gamers can’t be assed about chores and will argue with any at least slightly subjective method of assigning chores, many a gamer won’t argue if they personally roll something on their favourite dice 😀

    Posted March 21st, 2018 at 3:20 am
  3. Kobold Says:

    I just LOVE the idea of a random chore encounter list! This is so going to appear on my fridge… roomies, beware!

    Posted March 21st, 2018 at 3:25 am
  4. Aline Says:

    Ya know, I think I really like Steven.

    Posted March 21st, 2018 at 3:30 am
  5. Kaunisenkeli Says:

    No, Doug, you’re just lazy.

    Posted March 21st, 2018 at 4:52 am
  6. Hogan Says:

    Are you kidding? Arguing about rolls is a given among most players :p
    I’ve had a player complain about letting him fail on a ‘1’ on a d4 because I, according to him, knew that “1 comes up more often than all the other numbers…” XD

    Posted March 21st, 2018 at 8:17 am
  7. Andy Says:

    So what I’m seeing here is if they would actually tell him he’s a bit much and could he give them some space for a bit, he’d do so? Like if they were polite to him like they want him to be to them? What a crazy concept

    Posted March 21st, 2018 at 8:18 am
  8. calisto01 Says:

    “1” – do chore for another roommate roll again for additional chore
    “20” – take a day off- must be witnessed

    Posted March 21st, 2018 at 9:57 am
  9. Fabfunk Von Cronenberg Says:

    I have a +4 toilet scrubber. Fear me.

    Posted March 21st, 2018 at 10:23 am
  10. Polysatyr81 Says:

    Well it sounds like Steven is mildly autistic. In the sense that words have meanings and the fact he likes lists. This is a good way of introducing this without it being a thing. I like this idea.

    Posted March 21st, 2018 at 10:33 am
  11. Velgar Says:

    Thanks to playing 40k and such, I’ve grown quite the hatred for guys like that…
    “But the rule says you need to get the water from the well, so you have to jump in there!”
    “The frick… You can use the pump. Or a bucket and rope for Heaven’s sake!”
    “No. It says ‘you’, not ‘you with pump or a bucket and rope’, so you have to jump in there.”
    “Well, would you?”
    “I don’t need water at the moment, so no.”
    Don’t annoy is different from others being annoyed. First is you actively doing something, which ypu should not. Second is a passive trait you can attempt to mend, but ultimately isn’t you actively doing something. So yes, even “no annoying your roommates” is doable.

    Got to love the chores-table though.

    Posted March 21st, 2018 at 10:55 am
  12. p1ratew3nch Says:

    Why would you let other people do your laundry?

    Posted March 21st, 2018 at 11:12 am
  13. Sweeper Says:

    I guess I’m lucky to have a roomate that thinks like I do, if something needs doing, just go ahead and do it. We’re not the tidiest of households, but we don’t live in filth either. 🙂

    Posted March 21st, 2018 at 12:17 pm
  14. Buster Says:

    So, from what I gather from this, Steven is excitable but level-headed, and considerate of what others expect and want from him. While Doug is pretty much the exact opposite of that and is currently the one doing all the complaining.

    Posted March 21st, 2018 at 12:52 pm
  15. Dusty Dionne Says:

    Sounds like Doug might be moving out

    Posted March 21st, 2018 at 1:01 pm
  16. Xero Says:

    there should be one die used for rolling for that keep in a special place an not used for anything not related to chores ort settling housemate desputes

    Posted March 21st, 2018 at 2:21 pm
  17. TheDarkTyger Says:

    You know, I wonder if this might have been the issue all along. No one’s ever laid out ground rules for him. No one’s ever ASKED him to back off when he gets too talky…

    Posted March 21st, 2018 at 2:51 pm
  18. Jme Says:

    Feels like Doug’s the worst housemate in that bunch now

    Posted March 21st, 2018 at 6:23 pm
  19. Andy4Hire Says:

    It doesn’t have a “random chore encounter” mechanic (that I’m aware of), but are y’all familiar with Habitica? Sort of an app that lets you get XP and levels and what-not for doing housework, cultivating good habits, and the like?

    Seems like there’d be a certain overlap between the sort of people who enjoy this comic and the sort who’d enjoy Habitica.

    Posted March 21st, 2018 at 7:18 pm
  20. Rana Says:

    Habitica is great – but the old classic is Chore Wars, which is still going, last time I checked.

    Posted March 21st, 2018 at 11:15 pm
  21. Curt Adams Says:

    “I have a +4 toilet scrubber. Fear me.”

    That will make you loved, not feared.

    Posted March 22nd, 2018 at 2:34 am
  22. Steve Says:

    Scrubbing toilets has gotten much easier since I discovered powered brushes and Comet. Better living through chemistry! And gadgets!

    Posted March 22nd, 2018 at 9:26 am
  23. N0083rp00F Says:

    Someone has to be the worst as long as that worst is tolerable to everyone else “most” of the time.

    Somebody: What’s that funky smell?
    Russell: Whut?
    Everyone: Russell!

    Posted March 22nd, 2018 at 12:01 pm
  24. pointe4Jesus Says:

    DarkTyger, that’s what it looks like to me too.

    Posted March 22nd, 2018 at 3:40 pm
  25. Weatherheight Says:

    Steven seems to me to be the sort of person who likes things explicitly stated so he gets what his responsibilities are. It’s not so much that he can’t decide on his own, he just wants to be sure he’s respecting others. I wonder if he has problems seeing that on his own.

    I also think it’s kind of cool that he’s excited about being part of this new “team”. How the heck anyone gets excited about housework is something I have never gotten.

    Posted March 22nd, 2018 at 6:01 pm
  26. Andy4Hire Says:

    Rana – Yes! I’ve used them both, and although Habitica has had more staying power for me, Chore Wars is a great site with some interesting customization options for things like the type and frequency of item drops. Glad to hear it’s still up and running!

    Posted March 22nd, 2018 at 9:10 pm
  27. Greywolf1963 Says:

    What happens if everyone rolls an 18-20 or they all crit fail? You laugh, but I’ve seen stranger rolls from a party.

    Posted March 25th, 2018 at 9:48 pm
  28. Oz Says:

    I already liked Steven but now I think he’s my favorite character.

    Posted March 30th, 2018 at 1:14 pm