Turn undead?
Turn undead?

More like BURN UNDEAD!!

(or, yes, Destroy Undead, but that doesn’t rhyme…)

News: Posted August 17th, 2018 by Alina

^ 6 Comments to “Turn undead?”

  1. Dean Says:

    Those skeletons just wanted directions, as they’d gotten separated from the tour group.

    Posted August 17th, 2018 at 6:15 am
  2. Chakat Firepaw Says:

    Turn undead: A useful wand to have when attacked by zombies and ghosts, also useful when your buddy gets killed or if you would prefer that carrion to be fresh meat.

    Posted August 17th, 2018 at 11:27 am
  3. TB Says:

    Heh. She was working so hard on the blockage on that door, and it turns out it opens out.

    Posted August 17th, 2018 at 12:52 pm
  4. DocMcConvoy Says:

    Time for a little LARP-storytime: I am from germany, and here are some different rule-systems around regarding fantasy-LARP (in the Us called boffer-LARP i think). Some of these systems use the spell ‘turn undead’ (german: ‘untote vertreiben’, literly translated ‘drive undead away’) and others have the spell destroy undead (german: ‘untote zerstören’).
    Some years ago, I whitnessed following scene: A young magic-user (i think it was his 3rd game) was walking along a path in the woods at night when 3 zombies came the way along up front of him. Since it was quite dark, at first he didn’t notice them as zombies. But when they were only some meters away he caught on and started casting his spell. The undead started raising their hands against him and closing the gap. And well, i guess he got quite nervous, cause he blurted out “Untote verstören” (translates to ‘disturb undead’). Seems like he was so nervous, that he confused the spells.
    Well the NPCs were quite cool and started to act like totally mindbroken, wandering off in different directions and forgetting about him. When I reported to the Head-STs (I was helping running that game that time) they agreed with me, that we should give him that spell for free, cause we laughed quite hard on that.

    Posted August 18th, 2018 at 1:12 am
  5. _Pax_ Says:

    … and now I have a sudden image of a Necromancer shouting “Churn, Undead!” …. while dozens of skeletons work butter churns. 😀

    Posted August 19th, 2018 at 9:23 am
  6. AceJayce Says:

    This remind me of a Heroes-like game that happened way before that series.. my friend was playing a powerhouse and about to face another like him (while saying “finally a challenge”).. my character was weak but also a powerful telekinetic. To to make it short, I felled this guy in a flash and my friend was “wat” and whole scene was beyond hilarious 😀

    Posted August 20th, 2018 at 8:07 am