BEWARE the dreaded Bunny Magic
April 6, 2012
This sketch is based on a conversation I had during one of my D&D games. It went something like this:
The DM: “The dark pits of the mage’s eyes flicker over you, and as his gaze meet yours, you feel the powerful pull of the dark, necromantic energy that surrounds him…”
Dan: Why is is always DARK magic? Or Blood magic? Do all evil mages have to pick some kind of terrible thing to study?
Me: Yeah, pretty much. It’s part of the whole ‘evil magician’ schtick.
Dan: Well, THAT’S lame. What if they want to study something else? Like… Clayomancy. Or Bunny Magic.
The DM: Bunny… Magic?
Dan: (waving his fingers at us in a threatening magic-y gesture) Be-WAAAAAAAARE the dreaded Bunny Magic!!